in a green pasture

27 May tostadasheep: “candycorned: “pugnacious-behavior: “vvhaleshark: “what did this bird do ” I wish i had context on this ” here u go ” I don’t think the contexts helps in this case. ”

tostadasheep:

candycorned:

pugnacious-behavior:

vvhaleshark:

what did this bird do

I wish i had context on this 

here u go

I don’t think the contexts helps in this case.

20 Apr

sliceofphan:

rachminuit:

wildestdreamsclifford:

ohhello-boop-boop:

I’ve made a terrible mistake

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO MUCH ?

LOOK AT IT CRAWLING

that last one is my during school 

20 Apr

darwinquark:

The fucking song and the hysterically thrown pillow that misses by ten feet and the prolonged scream and then it just runs out of cord and anticlimactically tips over I’m deceased.

06 Apr

darwinquark:

The fucking song and the hysterically thrown pillow that misses by ten feet and the prolonged scream and then it just runs out of cord and anticlimactically tips over I’m deceased.

04 Apr

having to delete songs for making room in your ipod is like having to kill some of your children because you cant feed them all

(Source: rock-me-beau)

04 Apr

emobaria:

I can’t believe Jesus hatched from an Easter egg 2000 years ago

03 Apr felix-rain: “fxrensicate: “IDK WHY I’M LAUGHING SO HARD BUT I AM ” I AM A CREATURE OF DESTRUCT- no put down the blanket its dark in there ”

felix-rain:

fxrensicate:

IDK WHY I’M LAUGHING SO HARD BUT I AM 

I AM A CREATURE OF DESTRUCT-
no put down the blanket its dark in there

28 Mar
25 Mar

thesugarray:

lostdoughnut:

fuckerpunch:

i never realize how much i swear until i’m in a situation where i can’t

true story: i tried avoiding saying ‘bitch’ in front of a kid so my mouth said ‘cunt’ instead.

Nailed it.

16 Mar